sandman0277's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Red Riding Hood]

That was actually really... really scary...

That creeped me out and kind of put a spin on my views of the old tale. But that's not a bad thing. I really enjoyed this flash, and it shall probably haunt my dreams for weeks to come...
Cheers ^_^
-sandman0277

[Exotic Chocolates]

Not funny...

You know the retort "You have no sense of humour" is the most primary school excuse for shitty humour that I can think of. I have a sense of humour thank you very much, and it means I enjoy things that are FUNNY.

I've never been a huge NY fan, but I will watch them and every 20 episodes or so I get a faint chuckle. Moving onto the actual movie...

Lame sex joke, ranting non-conformist, ranting squirel owned by the non-conformist... Basic mixture for a NY episode... and I have to say it wasn't funny last time... It hasn't become funny in the time between the last episode...

Then again the only people reading these reviews are the foamheads out to get me because I didn't like this flash, so I might as well talk to them....

Don't subject yourselves to this crap anymore. As the scores show you guys are begining to think for yourselves and notice that this shit isn't funny anymore. Keep up the good work kids and one day you'll have a mind to call your own.

-sandman0277

[Xmas Inspiration]

Good show bud!

I love every one of your christmas flashes, they always make me smile.
IM JAMES BOND!!! gwawahahaha!!!

Grand show ol' chap!
-sandman0277 (Marshmallow)

Wonchop responds:

Thanks mang

[Legend without Zelda BOD1]

Good concept...

Poor execution... The graphics were shotty, there was little to no story and it wasn't very funny.
Try harder for part 2 my man.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Offcourse it barely has story, it's based on a zelda storyline.
Anyway, part 2 is a lot better ^^
sorry you didn't like this one.

[All NG Fads Die!!! 4!!!]

Not bad...

There were some humourous and some well animated parts in this collab, but for the most part the parts were just senseless, uninformed violence. I'll go part by part...

Topz - High quality animation, I'm not sure who the characters were you were killing but I found it entertaining none the less. The sound effects gave me a good chuckle aswell.
9.5/10

Neo Pikachu - The animation was fairly lazy... When the characters were hit by the machine gun, they just fell over losing a part or two. The graphics were fairly shotty, and overall it wasn't pleasing...
4/10

Barbeq - Good graphics, fairly dumb death though... An exploding joint? Maybe there's some story behind this that I don't know, but it seemed fairly dumb.
6/10

The_Truth_Seeker - Cool looking character, but the battle was pretty lame... everyone kind of just blew up..
5/10

Ivaron - Good mimic of the Xombie graphics, looked exactally like the episode, but the part was way too short and not very funny..
6/10

Fenix1163 - Umm... what? Graphics were okay, the deaths were random and pretty dumb... And Bitey smoking up? That wasn't that funny...
5/10

Mp3_Lock - Very good graphics, the voice was very annoying though... More annoying than the actual Foamy voice, which I thought was impossible =P... But very good animation and death sequence, great job <3!
8/10

Overall - Fairly boring and arbitrary, but Mp3_Lock and Topz saved your guys asses
4/10

Try to be more consistant with the quality of animators next time

MACception responds:

Thanks for the in-depth review, and, you had a few valid points...

I dont really know what to say. I guess just...hope the next one better suits your comedic needs.

-LP

[Royal Rumble II part 2]

Holy....

Wow... That was truely amazing. The graphic and animation quality were utterly outstanding. I haven't seen any of the prior episodes but I am intregued. You have a gift my friend. The only thing this movie was lacking was voice acting. If you had voice acting, then the experience would have been that much better. Thank you for throwing me into a state of utter awe ^_^
-sandman0277

[LL - Screen Episode 1]

That was really good...

Though the graphics and story were awesome, there were WAY too many transitions. They were alright at some points, but most of the time they were just plain annoying. Please cut down on them for the next episode.

LAVAGASM responds:

september 11th

[OMG Ep4]

I am one of those ten people who cared ^_^

I checked the portal every day for the new OMG Episode and now its finally here ^_^! Personally, I liked the art style of the previous three episodes, but this one isn't bad. The humour was pretty good, but not laugh out loud funny. Overall it was a good cartoon, but not the best.
Can't wait for the next episode.
-sandman0277

[Die Hard Sins]

Very Nice Matt!

Overall this was very entertaining both content-wise and graphically. There were some parts (IE When Luigi says "Mario's fucking lost it, etc") where the sprites were a bit stretched and what not (Luigi looked like a green Mario at that point). Another thing you could do is make everything pixelized. So, draw/trace the car you made in MS Paint to give it a video game-esque feel.

Very well done ^^

-sandman0277

matthew-ferguson responds:

I never thought of making the cars and other stuff pixeled. Thats really cool. But I don't think the car would look good pixeled. But thanks for your thought provoking review!

~M~

[Open-Mic Night II]

Not bad

But if you're going to make a cartoon revolving around talking, work on your lip syncing. It doesn't cut it to have a looping movie clip/graphic of mouths in different positions. When Germain says "Thing" her mouth should go:

1)T shape
2)Mouth open teeth apart
3)Teeth closer together
4)Teeth together
5)Teeth a bit farther apart (same as #3)

There were some funny parts, and Im glad it wasn't all Foamy ranting. Infact, I'm happy that I didn't see Foamy once in the entire cartoon, though I heard him once.

Work on lip syncing and you'll have my 5 ^^